Funny Poems About Life

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  • Gorilla boy (2)

    by cvgorilla boy

    Groilla is name
    killing is my game...

  • Respect (2)

    by viktor

    Respect is like oral sex. gotta give it to get it.
    feels good giving it. even better getting it...

  • Girls (2)

    by endless tears

    GIRLS GOT GAME,
    its a SHAME...

  • Respect (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I was hanging around like a chambermaid
    for an old lady who said she needed aid...

  • Aliens of Yo (2)

    by abcede

    Have you ever heard of the aliens
    from the planet of Yo...

  • Pimple On My Ass (2)

    by Richard S

    Pimple on my ass.
    Aggravating to no end...

  • I hate being sick (2)

    by Avrii Monrielle

    I hate being sick
    It is such a pain...

  • The $2 War (2)

    by John Touchstone

    On my way home one day, I stopped at the local...
    Me: Hi, I would like one triple crunch sandwich...

  • Early-Late (2)

    by Dani K

    Early
    On time and cheerful...

  • Taco Day (2)

    by KT

    Oh boy how I hate taco day
    and how I wish it would go away...

  • Fin, Fan, Foe (2)

    by Romelie

    Fin fan foe were you go
    Fin fan foe who are you...

  • This is Me (2)

    by Autumn

    I wear my pajamas all day Long,
    and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...