Mothers and Dirt
By: R. Meuser...
1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
2. Reply to everything someone says with...
Life is crazy as am i
i am a bird that cannot fly...
Wings and Things...
Pimple on my ass.
Aggravating to no end...
A lady considers it a sign of class,
When a gentleman leaves the seat down...
Back in the trials of sales,
back in that finance game...
That octopus, I'm sure,
Is a Spanish spy...
People and pets should
Have something in their lives that...
I was hanging around like a chambermaid
for an old lady who said she needed aid...
Where is your work!?
I sent it to you miss...
He lived in our home, he was a doctor
But his room reeked of liquor...