Diva Attitude (4)

by Countess of Monte Cristo

I'm strong, smart and sassy,
I got attitude but i keep it classy...

Plain & Simple

by neo

I only lie when you ask me a question. If you stop...

Tell that to the marines.

by Konstantin

- Nelly! You haven't left any mince pies.
- I haven't taken, Mammy...

Back in the game (2)

by abi

Back in the trials of sales,
back in that finance game...

I'm That Guy

by Larry Chamberlin

I'm that guy who comes in the post office
Fifteen people in line, goes to the machine...

What Is Our Life?

by Eugenius

One sage, who talked with inspiration,
Was asked a philosophic question...

Six Decades

by Larry Chamberlin

Six decades, three score full years,
Wandering around like I know...

Opening's behind

by Larry Chamberlin

Now that I'm in my sixties
I'm free to be uncouth...

The cliche kid rode into town puns ablazing (3)

by John Long

The cliche kid rode into town,
He wore a stetson, he wore a frown...

Dang kids!! (1st villanelle)

by 2litl2l8

When you have kids you don't have privacy like...
If it is locked they will just scream and pound...

Girl Pants (1)

by Dan Bloom

Thank God you didn't notice I was wearing girl...
I found them in the trash, but they are so...

Twist & Shout (4)

by Larry Chamberlin

Tornados dance and go
But I really only cried...