Pakistani pride is on my mind
Pakistani blood is in my kind...
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to...
And the minister says, "Just water."...
Not mine
People here in Texas have trouble with all those...
Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...
*I was only 15 when I wrote this.. so be nice!
Living in imagination...
Crazy!
i was crazy wonce...
Sorry bout the car dad,
the tree looked like a twig...
A buttes boy in a club try chat up a buff chick...
BUTTAZ BOY:HI sexy can i have your number...
We count one up to five
Then we say the ultimate of life...
I walk into Brick Memorial,
with a frown upon my face...
He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare...
Do you hear them calling?
Cookies and Milk, Cookies and Milk...