Potaoes are a gift from the earth to the fridge...
If left you will come to find a green potatoe much...
Bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs...
I like to get on a crowded elevator and ask if...
I like to think life is one big musical so I...
People think that writing these poems makes me try
Over and over again to make everybody sigh...
Read the following direction oh how to tell he is...
This is a T shirt that I have that I got from Hot...
1 excuse yourself to go to the bathroom come back...
Sex drugs rock in roll speed weed birthcontrol...
*people i know its not mine god damn u think am...
A wise man once said practice makes perfect
but no one is perfect so why bother practice...
I know you think I am full of poop
Evolved from primordial soup...
Give it up for us Mexicans
I'm a Latina with pride...
I don't care
i just wanna be yours only dear...
He perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean...