Who gives if its liquid or ice?

~* Im like Herpes you may loose track of me but ill always be there*~

Save the trees; wipe your @$$ with an owl.

“Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” -- Reverend William Spooner.

I like people to underestimate me.

1 If I do badly they wont be mad
And
2 If I do good they will be over joyed

Avoid looking stupid. Stick with BS.

He has suffered brain damage. His d--- no longer works.
-Alex

When im in a sober mood i worry, work and think,
when im in a drunken mood i gamble, play and drink.
But when my moods are over, and my time has come to pass.
I hope they burry me upside down,
so the world can kiss my ASS!!

*~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whipes and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up, and show me that you like me!~ .

Belly tops, flip flops
lemonade in tha shade
blue skies, hot guys
late nights, water fights
ice-creams, sweet dreams
bathing suits, shooting hoops
party time, schools out
sleepin in, sneaking out
now this is what summer's about