I did not chose to be Mexican... I was just born lucky

If thier were no lumpz in life,thier would be nothing to get over...

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Nobudy Dies a virgin, becuase life screws us all in the end.

Second best ant gr8 but its dam beta then 3rd

"we love you just the way you are"
that's just what people tell stupid people cause they know they'll never acheive anymore than their stupidity

When life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find someone who life has given vodka..get together and have a party!

"Smile, Smile, and have as much sex as possible."

You know how they say "keep your head up high"? Well they could have warned us about the da** stuff we could trip over while looking up!

I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside.
-Jason