Smile life goes on!

If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then u should get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

~* Dont have sex...u will get clamidia and DIE *~

-Mean Girls

Im not liying, im just writing fiction with my mouth

Save a cow
eat a vegitarian

not mine its off my boyfriends shirt

Simpsons::

bart::

screw that !! when i turn 18 im legally changing my name to
" joe K i c k a $ $ "

homer::

THAT's SOO COOL !!

lol !! i love that quote

EmbraCe the dOrk in yOurself
Cuz lifes tO shOrt tO be cOol !!

If ur name was Mr. Crunch and u joned the navy, would u eventually be called Captain Crunch?!?!

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.

As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters!