I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside.
-Jason

You know how they say "keep your head up high"? Well they could have warned us about the da** stuff we could trip over while looking up!

"Smile, Smile, and have as much sex as possible."

Theirs only one fair and it comes once a year and its the Pomana Fair

"Can I ask you a question?" --ya really didn't give me a choice did ya.

You're so stupid I could bite you.

Stonerz Live And Stonerz Die....
But In The End We All Die High!!!

Nobudy Dies a virgin, becuase life screws us all in the end.

Second best ant gr8 but its dam beta then 3rd

"we love you just the way you are"
that's just what people tell stupid people cause they know they'll never acheive anymore than their stupidity