Other Funny Poems

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  • Your voice is like the scratching of nails on a...
    like the screeching of a dying crow...

  • Fuzzy Sarah (1)

    by Sarah

    I got dressed in the dark this morning.
    It was raining pretty hard...

  • The Drunken Anthem (1)

    by Infinite*

    Is it cos I'm drunk?
    That you laugh at me...

  • Please let me eat it (1)

    by Ro$h3LlE k.A NeNa

    Please oh pleas let me eat it.
    I know its crazy I know it’s unheard of...

  • I thought and thought
    and thought some more...

  • The chicken (1)

    by sadly single

    I played tic tac toe with a chicken in Spain
    i never saw him again...

  • Always Like That (1)

    by aZheR

    I'm smiling while
    writing this poem...

  • Valentine's (1)

    by missy

    Cupid missed this heart of mine
    insted he shot me in the leg...

  • The Fool’s Court (1)

    by Elizabeth Ann

    Taken by an amorous claim its lament torrid lies...
    Moving subtle hiding under, the better of...

  • Dead people (1)

    by Shaneese

    You don't know me, but I know you
    intimately...

  • Cocaine and Crack (1)

    by Pansy

    Cocaine is crack, crack is cocaine, either way you...

  • Guinny Pig (1)

    by Pansy

    My Guinny pig is stuck in the Drainer,
    it's guts are all over the wall...