Sitting in a compfy chair
with a pen in my right hand...
IT LO0KED AT ME
iT STARED...
I wrote a ditty
thought it was pretty good...
Once upon a time
there was a duck...
Im a leprecon! Im small as a pea!
I search for gold and you cant catch me...
Birdy, Birdy in the sky
why\'d you do that in my eye...
Um there once was a man
who fell of a Bridget and...
Uncle billy behind a tree
was selling condoms...
My van\\\'s safer than your van
my van\\\'s safer than yours...
Mary had a little lamb
She took it to the shop...
There was a man made of cheese
Who had no elbows or no knees...
I'm sitting in study hall
as bored as I can be...