Gangsters this and gangsters that,
to be honest they are all t**ts...
I strut my stuff in my G String
I bang in my G string...
Divine aroma
drifting into my nostrils...
My cat was asleep on the chair
My daughter was combing it's hair...
Call me all the names you want
I know I'm not a geek...
But wait? Who’s this?
A lone girl with dirty boots on her feet...
I adore
your mustache...
This is dedicated to the memory of BOB.
Bob was a happy bunny...
Type away; smash it in
Beat it down; toss in a bin...
Remember - put the car in park today Naomi.
Don't forget the handbrake...
Mary had a little lamb
And tied him to a heater...
Alright, this is a true story, it happend to a...
A Drunken Night (true story...