Other Funny Poems

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  • Fairees R Us!

    by Becky Mains

    I hate when i go to the fair
    Cause everyone always likes to stare...

  • A rather pathetic magenta cat

    by leanne woodward

    There once was cat named Riff raff,
    He was a rather pathetic cat...

  • Little rainbow elephant man

    by leanne woodward

    Little rainbow elephant man,
    Lives in a big black cave...

  • Nasty Monkey Poop

    by Mark Spencer

    Nibblin on peanuts
    Scratchin my big butt...

  • Hex

    by Timothy

    Blasted noise,
    Stupid boys...

  • Pumpkin

    by Timothy

    Pumpkin, sitting on my table,
    He knows he has to be cut soon...

  • Exams

    by frances marie

    1.Compare and contrast the progressive development...
    Cave- Menhir-Dolmen-Cromlech -Ziggurat-Pyramid...

  • - Have you seen my new pet?
    It is much better than your cat...

  • Do you grow salad?

    by Konstantin

    Sometimes people who live in towns and cities...
    - You're a gardener, Peter, I know...

  • - The cockatoo can steal...
    _____________________- And learn...

  • - What a strange snake!
    - Strange...

  • What The Hell!

    by Kelly Zuch

    I do my teeth, then go to bed
    Dream about something that's messing up my head...