Gotham City

by Michael D Nalley

When Gotham city gets kind of shitty
The black knight has to return...

Pirates Rhyme

by Michael D Nalley

Shiver me timbers I walked the plank
As me captain's vessel nearly sank...

Mike the Nike

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a great poet named Mike
Who pedalled his poems just like a bike...

Jack Sparrow

by Michael D Nalley

Tis true I am Jack sparrow
The plank is mighty narrow...

Drunken Sparrow

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a pirate named Sparrow
Who was not as straight as an arrow...

Camel Condoms

by Michael D Nalley

What's all the fuss about smoking in jail?
I shouldn't, but I am going tell the tale...

Sick Joke

by Michael D Nalley

Once a lad built a crypt brick by brick
The passers by sneered, and laughed too quick...

Cantankerous Limerick

by Michael D Nalley

When I was a tot there was no Toys "R&quot...
Then as a teen I ran with the rancorous...

Mistuh Gnome

by Rick5191

So one day I was sitting alone.
And I heard a knock at the door...

Bill O' The Clown

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...

Holy Fornication

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...

Boris and Tinker-bell

by Not Bulletproof

Boris was a fairy eating dragon.
One night at the bar, after a flagon...