When I was a tot there was no Toys "R"...
Then as a teen I ran with the rancorous...
So one day I was sitting alone.
And I heard a knock at the door...
There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...
There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...
Boris was a fairy eating dragon.
One night at the bar, after a flagon...
When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby...
no copyright intended...
There once was a man named Hussein
Who was mean and so damn insane...
There once was a Mike last name Huckabee
Who was a governor too blind to see...
Mary had a little lamb,
The kid was no ram...
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed no girls and made them sigh...
Is there a whim-inspired lass with shoes
Owre fast for thought,owre dressed in warm oose...
After a year of being unconsciously deprived of...