Boris was a fairy eating dragon.
One night at the bar, after a flagon...
When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby...
no copyright intended...
There once was a man named Hussein
Who was mean and so damn insane...
There once was a Mike last name Huckabee
Who was a governor too blind to see...
Mary had a little lamb,
The kid was no ram...
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed no girls and made them sigh...
Is there a whim-inspired lass with shoes
Owre fast for thought,owre dressed in warm oose...
After a year of being unconsciously deprived of...
They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink...
Class is when you are sitting in a class,
Passing the opportunity, passing...
Ready for you to go
did you call your ride...
I used to throw rocks at wart-hogs
that made me laugh and shout...