Early this morning my neice woke me up
she said...
Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit...
What do you break by saying just one word?
PLZ TELL ME...
I was walking down the street one day
eating a ham and cheese...
When school starts
I'll have a brain fart...
Okay, I am a little neurotic,
My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...
...
Simple Home Therapy!
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup...
One fine night in the middle of the day
two dead boys came out to play...
I always eat peas with honey,
I've done it all my life...
Things i love about you,
the way you make me laugh...
Popeye the sailor man
Born in a garbage can...