Other Funny Poems

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  • She said how? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to...
    He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can...

  • Lost in Cyberspace (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Danger Will Robinson you can't just wander where...
    I am sensing radioactivity, or some alien has cut...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • I found a website,
    what a surprise...

  • Nazi Girl (2)

    by Some Random Human

    I met a girl, she's pretty cute,
    she said she liked my blond hair and eyes blue...

  • Curious Cat (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a domestic cat
    Who was curious of a rat...

  • Cookies! (2)

    by Jen

    [Gem challenged me to write a poem about cookies...
    They're so damn sexy...

  • A Day Shopping (2)

    by Melissa

    I went to the shops
    To buy lamb chops...

  • Genuine Genie (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    In a cave cold and damp
    I found a little old lamp...

  • Thomas Crapper (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Thomas Crapper had a warrant that would make us...
    He was said to invent something that we all would...

  • Beans are good for the heart (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    "Fee-fi-fo-fum "
    some rhymes are dumb...

  • The Pelican Poet (2)

    by Robert Healy

    If you were a Pelican
    I would say...