Other Funny Poems

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  • Sometimes I drink
    sometimes I drive...

  • Happy Valentines Day (2)

    by Justin Avallone

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Milk and Cookies (2)

    by Burningdaisy13

    I came home from school, already having a bad day.
    My stomach was rumbling, so I decided to get...

  • Longest humorous poem ever (2)

    by Zachary Jedlicka

    Once upon a time,
    I rhymed...

  • The Pig King (2)

    by Everlasting

    Walking in the aisle, spell bound,
    she frowned after tripping over her evening gown...

  • Washing My Hands (2)

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY

    Washing, washing
    All through the day...

  • My Dog Jack (2)

    by Chad B

    There once was a doggy named Jack,
    who no longer had a nutsack...

  • My poems suck. (2)

    by Darclyfe

    My poems suck. Quite simply they do and there's...
    So poetry. dead. it is. What did I miss? nothing...

  • Pen to paper (2) 1

    by Sarah Day

    Pen to paper the words pour out
    Sometimes i curse i scream i shout...

  • For Ben (tanka) (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Inspiration comes
    in many forms and spirits...

  • I"m a Psycho (2)

    by Sarah Day

    I'm a psycho- my brain is all twisted, no normalcy...
    Man, what in the hell is wrong with me...

  • Why is a mans favorite food shop KFC
    because you get...