Other Funny Poems

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  • The undertaker (1)

    by Amber

    The undertaker worked with the dead.
    There was an interesting life he led...

  • Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
    Slippery wetness, apple-goodness...

  • Emo Kid. (16)

    by Not Bulletproof

    I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
    And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

  • If I have to scrub pee off the floor again
    I swear I'll make sure all your bodily functions...

  • HaHaMustRead (5)

    by ReinaLuvzYoo

    I sit in bath
    with my rubber ducky...

  • I Am Woman (4)

    by Rainee

    I fix my hair
    There,thats better...

  • Magical (4)

    by Jenna

    YO YO YO!
    YOU LIVE BY THE SEA...

  • Fun Insane Asylum (4)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    Lock us up,
    close the door...

  • Smile.

    by StandStill

    I'm going to write you a happy poem,
    haven't done that in quite some time...

  • Zipper (3)

    by x Mo x

    Zipper goes up.
    Zipper goes down...

  • Prefixes (1)

    by LiveMyLifeOnALullaby

    Yo, yo, yo
    My name is prefix Joe...

  • Pick Up Lines (3)

    by TheRevelation

    It is just so funny when a guy comes up to you,
    Hits on you with a pick up line and expects it to...