King Leo
On the vast Savannas...
Breath fresh with sugary stick
Exploding gel in every lick...
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One day I'll grow old...
When i get home from a long day's work
i don't reach for anything special...
The Strange Phone Call
"Ring, Ring"? the telephone rang...
I think your going insane!
You say your hearing a little man saying your...
Evil creatures of the dead,
To whom this chant is read...
One booger two booger three booger four
You pick one booger theres bound to be more...
If a jackal bothers you, show him a hyena,
If a hyena bothers you, show him an elephant...
Lock us up,
close the door...
I'm going to write you a happy poem,
haven't done that in quite some time...
There once was a rare old iguana,
Who survived only on marijuana...