Drunken Sparrow

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a pirate named Sparrow
Who was not as straight as an arrow...

Camel Condoms

by Michael D Nalley

What's all the fuss about smoking in jail?
I shouldn't, but I am going tell the tale...

Sick Joke

by Michael D Nalley

Once a lad built a crypt brick by brick
The passers by sneered, and laughed too quick...

Cantankerous Limerick

by Michael D Nalley

When I was a tot there was no Toys "R&quot...
Then as a teen I ran with the rancorous...

Mistuh Gnome

by Rick5191

So one day I was sitting alone.
And I heard a knock at the door...

Bill O' The Clown

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...

Holy Fornication

by Michael D Nalley

There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...

Peaceful at Last (2)

by Lu

"Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep"
and doesn't really want to find them...

Boris and Tinker-bell

by Not Bulletproof

Boris was a fairy eating dragon.
One night at the bar, after a flagon...

Check it out lmfao

by Mike

When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby...
no copyright intended...

The port-a-Jon poem (3)

by Jack Nightengale

Here I sit in stink vapor,
Waiting on some toilet paper...

The port-a-Jon poem strike 2 (3)

by Jack Nightengale

Here I sit in this stall,
Staring at this blank wall...