Poet-holic (5) 3 HM

by The Po whet

They claim their wine matures with age,
but my poetry sweetens word by word...

The Odd Monstrosity

by Passerby

The odd monstrosity was heavy
It brought my temperature up...

Glue Eating Goat

by Dave Wayne

You say that your goat,
Drank rubber cement...

Tippy, My spoiled Brat Cat

by Janice Herzog

I have a certain cat,
Who's such a spoiled brat...

A Real Good Man (1)

by Anna Stephens

What is this? Surely you jest!
A gigantic oxymoron contest...

Sussy's pussy

by Eddie Hoyte

Sussy got a big pussy
and it ain't my fault she's fussy...

Ate Hair (1)

by anthony pham

I just ate a piece of hair
And they just said beware...

It's a crazy stuff from a crazy one

by Eddie Hoyte

Hullabaloo...my hair is all filled with clay..
Maybe i'm too old and it's gray...

For a Good Time Call (5)

by Maple Tree

I'm claustrophobic-
as I reside within...

The Mood Ring

by Susan

My mood ring can't make up it's mind today
If it wants to be black, blue, or gray...

Crazy! (2)

by RayOfDarkness

Am I crazy? Or maybe you're the crazy one. Maybe I...
Jellybeans! I love jellybeans! They're so juicy...

The Pelican Poet (2)

by Robert Healy

If you were a Pelican
I would say...