I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...
I tried to write a poem so fine
But it seems I fell a little short...
Ready for you to go
did you call your ride...
There once were kittywampus wings
Attached to kittywampus things...
While tailing a couple under suspicion
A motorcycle cop was in transition...
She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to...
He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can...
Many a bean have I tasted
So my point is not wasted...
The susurration from the breaking wind
Was irenic as a gentle, subtle breeze...
Alzheimer's Angels are lovely old farts
When they can't remember it breaks our hearts...
Class is when you are sitting in a class,
Passing the opportunity, passing...
They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink...
After a year of being unconsciously deprived of...