Haiku from Hell
Funnier than hell...
Oh to you, you thing of beauty
How many must fall before thee...
I am so afraid,
cause im in pain...
Poems don't have tuh rhyme,
It's not like a crime...
Tell me this is all I've become what you made me...
is all that you made me is what I've become...
Drill baby drill a little bit faster
No need for a deep water disaster...
Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit...
They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious...
People hate school
since it makes you look like a fool...
Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...
I used to throw rocks at wart-hogs
that made me laugh and shout...
When Johnny came marching home
All races were allowed to roam...