Yesterday night i went crazy it seemed,
i killed my sister and she screamed...
I'm a total dork
i tell myself everyday...
GETS FUNNIER AS YOU READ!
She looks like a brunette but thats a lie...
Roses are red
violets are blue...
My bellogna has a first name is
B-E-L-L-E...
This little monster eats all green
through the yard goes this machine...
Today I saw you eat a cracker.
A brilliant idea popped into my head...
I woke up today, but guess what I found? A big pot...
Milk milk lemonade
around the corner...
Did I tell you the other day I fell and broke my...
Captain Underpants
Apart from the rest...
Lose weight the Elvis way
Oh how cool would that be...