How do I enter
the weekly contest...
I am a monkey short and stout
here is my tail here is my nose...
Oh! Did I forget it is indeed Halloooweeen!
A time for the Fairy Queen...
I bathed in a bath of jelly
It wobbled about like my belly...
Figured I'd go for a giggle
Although it makes my butt jiggle...
My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...
Growing Up Without a Clue
Never had a perfect shape...
I seem to have lost my own mind
I wonder if you'd be so kind...
Fairy tales exist - once upon a time -
in Neverland where pirates rule...
?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...
I want to be a finger
you want to know which one...
The sun so bright
The wind in my hair...