20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (3)

by Kelli

  (not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car...

Friend (2)

by Liz

Friends are who laugh at your jokes
The ones who help you ask out blokes...

You Have A Little Stank! lol (1)

by scoopy

You Have A Little Stank,
That No One Can Adore...

The Truth About Mexicans (10)

by scoopy

The Truth About Mexicans Is,
We Ain't Really That Mean...

Prank\'s To Scare Everyone At Your School (3)

by xXxDarkPrincessLozxXx

1. Go to school with a rat on your shoulder, wave...
2. Put a very realistic fake spider on your...

Stinky Blue Cheese (1)

by Flying Phoenix

*dedicated to my good mate Flis, who's idea it was...
Stinky blue cheese...

Why there are different boxes of condoms(not a poem) (2)

by Bex

A father and son go in to the grocery store when...
The son then asks his father, "What's the...

Frosted flakes (not a poem) (1)

by Bex

One day, a Blonde named Sally was putting together...
"Its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally...

The Silent one (3)

by Kelley

Silent but deadly it moves through the air
I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...

Another dumb blonde (not a poem) (3)

by Bex

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...

Party Animal (4)

by Kirsty

Put on your shoes
Bring your hair down...

Jake (1)

by Misz Luving You

Jake is a pothead
this shit is real true...