I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...
I once talked to snowwhite
and do you know what I said...
Laundry, Laundry, Laundry,
U R so stinky...
Dear Santa,
Here is my list...
There once was a girl
this strangely twisted girl...
A man once i knew
who made him some stew...
Old MacDonald sitting on a bench picking balls...
wrench got hot and burned his balls pissed all...
I pick up the phone ready to call her,
but...oh no! I forgot her number...
Roses are red
violets are blue...
Telling you about a strange thing that happened to...
it was that terrible Saturday with full moon...
There is a gash
In my leg...
My socio class is so borin
my prof leaves me sleepin...