Other Funny Poems

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  • Emo Kid. (16)

    by Not Bulletproof

    I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
    And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

  • Snowwhite

    by NIKKI

    I once talked to snowwhite
    and do you know what I said...

  • Laundry (1)

    by pebbles

    Laundry, Laundry, Laundry,
    U R so stinky...

  • Dear Santa, (5)

    by Sherry Lynn

    Dear Santa,
    Here is my list...

  • There once was a girl
    this strangely twisted girl...

  • A travelling salesman

    by Galen Dangler

    A man once i knew
    who made him some stew...

  • Old MacDonald

    by mrs.hottie56

    Old MacDonald sitting on a bench picking balls...
    wrench got hot and burned his balls pissed all...

  • Call disaster! (14)

    by Switchblade89

    I pick up the phone ready to call her,
    but...oh no! I forgot her number...

  • Roses are red

    by David

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • This Might Scare U (lol!) (6)

    by End Of Eternity

    Telling you about a strange thing that happened to...
    it was that terrible Saturday with full moon...

  • Bad Cat

    by Lenny

    There is a gash
    In my leg...

  • Hows school?

    by omaru

    My socio class is so borin
    my prof leaves me sleepin...