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  • From Mission Impossibal 3

    Tom cruise: blow up the car .

    Maggie: oh but its such a nice car.

    Tom Cruise: and yet .. ... . blow it up.

    by StopTheMadness
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  • Double Pit To Chestie

    by Paul Delta nte
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  • When I burp, I don't say "excuse me", I say "DAYUM!"

    by Tony
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  • Forget PRINCESS

    I Wanna Be A

    VAMPIRE or a

    WAREWOLF

    by SAINTS MATE
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  • SHARE! Or at least PRETEND to share!!!!!!

    I'll go with the pretend option.

    by Stephanie
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  • Everytime I try and go steal Jasper from his house.... Alice Cullen is at my window with a baseball bat.... HOW CAN SHE KNOW THAT I........

    OH THATS RIGHT DUH!!!

    by SAINTS MATE
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  • What? What the F**k! Ur watching Hannah Mon F**kin Tana?

    i said this when my friend started watchin that show when she knows i hate it lol

    by XxEmotionally TakenxX
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  • Women Make Everything Better..
    Give Her Sperm, She'll Make You A Baby..
    Give Her A House, She'll Make You A Home..
    Give Her Food, She'll Make You A Meal..
    && Give Her Crap, She'll Give You A Bunch Of Shit xP

    by Amanda Ghosties
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  • If you weren't dead, I'd kill you! Now get down from there!

    by Tony
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  • Ready for moose hunting!?
    Got pancakes??

    by Lyssi Lori
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