Someone to brag about at work to the girls
Someone to shower you with diamonds and pearls...
Cheap
hos...
I lovedspending hours just laughing with you
Being brats and bugging people was nothing new...
I hate u
U hate me...
Oh stupid homework
You always get me down...
I think you\'re a b i t c h
I think yore a cow...
Us children live in fear,
Of the things we are about to hear...
There once was a rare old iguana,
Who survived only on marijuana...
I wish i never saw u
or introduced myself...
My Screen name is Straightguy1-8-1-2
It's a pleasure to meet you, how do you do...
Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
Let them be as peacocks
adored, beautiful, loved...