Funny poems

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  • What are Husbands for? (4)

    by SadieAnne

    Someone to brag about at work to the girls
    Someone to shower you with diamonds and pearls...

  • Cheerleaders (4)

    by are we forever or just temporary

    Cheap
    hos...

  • Teenage Girls (4)

    by ~Rae-Lee~

    I lovedspending hours just laughing with you
    Being brats and bugging people was nothing new...

  • Hating Barney (4)

    by A person with a sweet heart

    I hate u
    U hate me...

  • Stupid Homework (4)

    by waiting for the unknown

    Oh stupid homework
    You always get me down...

  • A PASt friend (4)

    by Nina Star

    I think you\'re a b i t c h
    I think yore a cow...

  • Grown-Ups (4)

    by Daisy

    Us children live in fear,
    Of the things we are about to hear...

  • Iguana (4)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    There once was a rare old iguana,
    Who survived only on marijuana...

  • I wish (4)

    by XoLindseyoX

    I wish i never saw u
    or introduced myself...

  • Screen Saver (4)

    by dragon

    My Screen name is Straightguy1-8-1-2
    It's a pleasure to meet you, how do you do...

  • Why my wife loves me:
    1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...

  • Blue Footed boobie (4)

    by melly xx

    Let them be as peacocks
    adored, beautiful, loved...