Funny poems

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  • The circus rolls into town
    And the crowd fills the big top...

  • Sick Day (4)

    by Aimz

    I've taken a day off work sick,
    Because my boss is thick...

  • Susies Redneck Love Poem (4)

    by Samantha (Sam)

    Susie Lee done fell in love; she planned to marry...
    She was so happy about it all she told her Pappy...

  • Iguana (4)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    There once was a rare old iguana,
    Who survived only on marijuana...

  • The Trumpet Story (4)

    by Echelon Eric

    A trumpet from Czechoslovakia flies in
    He comes out of the plane tired and seeks an inn...

  • Yuck (4)

    by Ashley

    Ice cream, ice cream, worm on top
    Just one bit and you can't stop...

  • I am woman (4)

    by Spoken but not heard

    It's not always about love, it has nothing to do...
    Pick-up lines don't exactly make my heart dance...

  • A PASt friend (4)

    by Nina Star

    I think you\'re a b i t c h
    I think yore a cow...

  • Answering your Question (4)

    by ....I forgot....

    You sit right across from me in algebra
    When you turned around to ask me I thought he...

  • I Love Apples (4)

    by Same Year Reply

    When I walk in the Fall
    My mouth waters at them all...

  • Kitten (4)

    by *Daniel94*

    I HAVE A LITTLE KITTEN
    HE SLEEPS IN A MITTEN...

  • I wish (4)

    by XoLindseyoX

    I wish i never saw u
    or introduced myself...