Funny poems

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  • I Didn't Do It (4)

    by Twisted Heart

    I didn't do it
    That's my story...

  • Arrogance (4)

    by xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

    I wrote this for my English class for our...

  • My bf's BIG head (4)

    by ♥heartbreak♥

    My bf has a big head..
    it's really really huge...

  • The Humpty Dance (4)

    by Chase

    My name is Humpty,
    I like my oatmeal lumpy...

  • Boys (4)

    by me

    What do they want?
    Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...

  • I have a Hamster! (4)

    by Emily

    I Have a Hamster.
    My Hamster name is Ham...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • A womens Prayer (4)

    by nicki

    Before I lay down to sleep
    I pray for a man who is not a creep...

  • Hunny (4)

    by kyle orr

    He thought it was good
    he thought it was funny...

  • Prayer (4)

    by priscilla

    Now i lay me down to sleep with the boy across the...

  • Do you like tongue twisters?
    Well, I do...

  • Down in the Woods (4)

    by Bradley Peter

    Down in the woods, where nobody goes
    There's a little secret, that nobody knows...