This is meant to be sarcastic and cynical:
You know what I hate...
I caught a tiger dozing
On my bed one afternoon...
Amazing amanda went to alabama to buy a aguana and...
She has two foreign cars,
One for work and one for play...
You know i love you
and you know you can be an ass...
Where could it have gone?
It's something everyday...
A dying bird,
The one we all heard...
I turn to my friend
i say Uranus is blue...
Oh camera, how I love to use you...
You're a Nikon Digital camera with 6.1 Megapixels...
Cheese,
Orange and white...
Once a month,
aunt flow comes around...
Hit Hit Hit the ball
Hit Hit Hit the ball...