Funny poems

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  • The Silent one (3)

    by Kelley

    Silent but deadly it moves through the air
    I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
    "Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...

  • One night, a father passed by his son's room and...
    "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta Ta...

  • My love affair with Macaroni and Cheese sparked...
    Macaroni and CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE...

  • Madrass (3)

    by scott

    There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of...
    this poem is form a movie, and I liked it so much...

  • You lied to me and you lied to my friends.
    You lied to the world about who you are...

  • ToothFairy (3)

    by rae

    Ever since I was a pea in size
    All I've heard was lies...

  • When you cry (3)

    by MoveAlong

    When you cry
    I drown in an ocean of pain...

  • Models (3)

    by InvisiblyHeartless

    The runway lights shine bright
    Professional price tags maxed out...

  • Over 40 (3)

    by MaryAnnEvans

    Oh how grand
    it is to be over 40...

  • My Garden (3)

    by Robert Meuser

    My Garden
    I planted a little garden...