Funny poems

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  • One night, a father passed by his son's room and...
    "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta Ta...

  • ToothFairy (3)

    by rae

    Ever since I was a pea in size
    All I've heard was lies...

  • Once upon a time there was a duck.
    The duck, he liked to say quack...

  • Models (3)

    by InvisiblyHeartless

    The runway lights shine bright
    Professional price tags maxed out...

  • Over 40 (3)

    by MaryAnnEvans

    Oh how grand
    it is to be over 40...

  • Emo Boys (3)

    by Dana

    Preppy kids run the town
    putting everyone else down...

  • My Limburger Dilemma (3)

    by Robert Meuser

    My Limburger Dilemma
    Oh how I love Limburger cheese...

  • Twas the night..... (3)

    by Rachel RTVW

    Twas the night of my shift, and all through the...
    Not a patient was stirring, but I knew one would...

  • When you take me
    And mistake me...

  • Scandal (3)

    by Truest Lies

    The ladies and the gentleman
    are gathered all around...

  • Communication (3)

    by Olivia

    Sex is when a guys communication
    enters a girl information...

  • Till the end (3)

    by xmauix

    You were always there for me when i needed you,
    I remember all the things we use to do...