One night, a father passed by his son's room and...
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta Ta...
Ever since I was a pea in size
All I've heard was lies...
Once upon a time there was a duck.
The duck, he liked to say quack...
The runway lights shine bright
Professional price tags maxed out...
Oh how grand
it is to be over 40...
Preppy kids run the town
putting everyone else down...
My Limburger Dilemma
Oh how I love Limburger cheese...
Twas the night of my shift, and all through the...
Not a patient was stirring, but I knew one would...
When you take me
And mistake me...
The ladies and the gentleman
are gathered all around...
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girl information...
You were always there for me when i needed you,
I remember all the things we use to do...