Funny poems

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  • I once had a purple flower
    And I sniffed it every hour...

  • I'm Thankful (2)

    by Eyes_Of_Rain

    I'm Thankful
    I'm thankful for my computer...

  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Bitter (2)

    by christina

    A bitter biting bittern
    Bit a better brother bittern...

  • Scariest Witness (2)

    by I love you always and today

    I witness the scariest crime
    More scarier than the bogey man...

  • Reasons to stay Sober!" (2)

    by Ghoulishly Dead

    Sitting at the bar
    having sank a few...

  • My role play partner at the time decided to have...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...