Funny poems

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  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • Two blondes walk into a bar with a cookie monster...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Some girls... (2)

    by chelsee

    Some girls beg,
    and some girls borrow...

  • Lost (2)

    by Afraid of the Dark

    That lonely sock left in your drawer,
    The washer split the pair...

  • Well, I know she's cheated,
    Of that I'm very sure...

  • Marijuana (2)

    by Bethan

    Roll it ,poke,it,
    Light it, smoke it...

  • A Shortened Long Weekend In The Lakes (2)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    A beam of light shone into the bedroom,
    Through a crack in the tattered old curtains...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...