Funny poems

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  • Im In Love (2)

    by stephanie

    I sit in my room staring at the sky
    For no-one in my life has tooken me so hi...

  • False Love (2)

    by Mikelita Jean

    She likes him
    Does he like her...

  • I'm Thankful (2)

    by Eyes_Of_Rain

    I'm Thankful
    I'm thankful for my computer...

  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • The Presidents Penis (2)

    by Matthew

    The President's Penis
    After The Pope's Penis by Sharon Olds...

  • Goofy (2)

    by helena

    I'm goofy yes i am,
    my initials backward is ham...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • The Unwelcomed Friend (2)

    by *Charisma*

    Once a month, I have a "friend" who...
    But I dread it when she comes, for I hate her so...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...