Funny poems

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  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Shazza (collab) (2)

    by SashaMirage

    Shazza, Shazza always hungry be it day or night
    She sneaks into the kitchen right after her mom...

  • Santa clause creeps me out (2)

    by FallOutGirl

    He sees you when your sleeping
    He knows when your awake...

  • Sometimes I drink
    sometimes I drive...

  • Joe Nose (2)

    by Becca23

    So theres this kid named Joe
    who picks his nose...

  • Freudian Slip
    Don't take this as a flippant quip...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • Black baby??this is a joke.. (2)

    by loving my kids tessa and savannah

    How do you baby-sit a black baby???
    Lick its lips and stick it to a mirror...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...