Funny poems

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  • I'm Thankful (2)

    by Eyes_Of_Rain

    I'm Thankful
    I'm thankful for my computer...

  • Who Washed Them?? (2)

    by Courtney

    Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...

  • I Am Woman (2)

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY

    I am woman
    Hear me roar...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Spring semester, Freshman year, who do I see?
    A super hot cutie who won't glance at me...

  • I have a pet tiger her name is Tig.
    My tiger is so fast...

  • Still Here (2)

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY

    You said "Let's play hide and seek"
    I agreed right away...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
    Vampires bite, so i shall bite you...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...