Man from Nantucket [limerick] (2)

by Anonymous

There once was a man from nantucket,
Who loved to shoot crows with his musket...

MMM, yogurt (2)

by LonelyNightsHurt

Its so white, and has such a great taste
I suck it all up, not a drop goes to waste...

Mrs sun (2)

by emmaroo

Go away Mrs Sun I am not to bothered about having...
I dont like it when I have to squint my eyes...

How much (2)

by Chelsea

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

I think my Tv is being kidnapped.. (2)

by Libby

A bomb has exploded in my living room,
And my Dad is doing SUDOKO...

My brother!! (2)

by Angel

I have a little brother;
Whom, loves I and my mother...

Oone foot shlong (2)

by Jenipher

I was waiting for you to call
While laying on my bed...

Eagle (2)

by Leah1170

Eagle so graceful
Eagle so light...

Einsteins theory before his break up with his girlfriend... (2)

by anonymous lyrell

I know we are also matter
we cant occupy the same space at the same time...

Whats The Point (2)

by Brittany

Whats the point of school,
It's five days a week...

Detention (2)

by Danielle Tesar

What to do,
Sittin in detention...

Tiny tirtle tink (2)

by Barbara Jean

Tiny tirtle tink
he went down the sink...