Funny poems

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  • I'm not Red Riding Hood! (2)

    by To Many Personalities To Be Tame

    Walking in the woods
    Birds everywhere...

  • Sheep! (2)

    by Emily

    Six sick sheep!
    say it Five times fast...

  • My Scotland (2)

    by WordsHurt

    The country where I was born
    Where people watch porn...

  • Mrs sun (2)

    by emmaroo

    Go away Mrs Sun I am not to bothered about having...
    I dont like it when I have to squint my eyes...

  • There once was a man from nantucket,
    Who loved to shoot crows with his musket...

  • One day... (2)

    by katie!

    One day, They had a revelation
    Though to you it may seem trivial...

  • A bomb has exploded in my living room,
    And my Dad is doing SUDOKO...

  • Study Hall (2)

    by steph

    Right now I'm sitting in Study Hall
    When I could be having a ball...

  • How much (2)

    by Chelsea

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

  • I hear the knock of little fingers
    I cackle with such glee...

  • My brother!! (2)

    by Angel

    I have a little brother;
    Whom, loves I and my mother...

  • Mary had a little toe (2)

    by silhouette fairy

    Mary had a little toe
    it wiggled, when she giggled...