There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...
(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...
Yellow, orange, purple, and green
I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...
There was a young lad I did quote
He said my humor was remote...
Roses are red violets are blue
im in love but not with you...
Roses r red
violet r blue...
Say:
Mississippi 5x really fast...
Ten,
I should have wrote this poem in pen...
Dear Santa,
Here is my list...
Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
After he had given me an injection...
Sorry 2 many peopel from my school was going on...
I loved my chicken,
His name was Bob...