Funny poems

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  • Dicey (5)

    by foxy cleopatra

    There once was a girl called Dicey,
    Who spent her time getting slicey...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Silly Suckers! (5)

    by *Melanie*

    Yellow, orange, purple, and green
    I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

  • Got his goat (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a young lad I did quote
    He said my humor was remote...

  • Roses and violets (5)

    by Chantelle

    Roses are red violets are blue
    im in love but not with you...

  • Roses r Red.... (5)

    by shelaine clarke

    Roses r red
    violet r blue...

  • Mississippi (5)

    by Luxxy lux

    Say:
    Mississippi 5x really fast...

  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • Dear Santa, (5)

    by Sherry Lynn

    Dear Santa,
    Here is my list...

  • Pleasure Town. (5)

    by Not Bulletproof

    Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
    After he had given me an injection...

  • Younger Guy (5)

    by kida

    Sorry 2 many peopel from my school was going on...

  • Chicken (5)

    by Samantha

    I loved my chicken,
    His name was Bob...