I am your cyber dream man you know who I am tall...
Say toy boat 5 times fast!
Everyone stops to listen...
Hahaha i said this to my dad one day after i...
CaRmEl ApPle RapPer...
He licks his lips, She flicks her hair,
How flirtatious can they be...
"O Stacy, my Stacy, will you complete my...
My stalker sings at the top of his very lungs, I...
A father and son go in to the grocery store when...
The son then asks his father, "What's the...
One day, a Blonde named Sally was putting together...
"Its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally...
1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...
God made pizza
god made cheese...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...
Put on your shoes
Bring your hair down...
Jake is a pothead
this shit is real true...