Funny poems
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Today is Monday
I thought everything would go completely swell... -
Heather had a little frog,
Little, frog, little frog... -
Oh beutiful for spacious skies?
I know, world, we're singing lies... -
What should I do?
Should I be quiet, or should I say what's true... -
Things my friends wrote on my red folder:
~ Anton signed your folder... -
I really would love to see
The teddies come alive... -
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***I asked someone to give me a title to write a...
The tax man cometh to your door... -
There once was a man named Jim,
he liked to wash his hands with Vim... -
Once there was a sun turned blue.
The cows quacked and flew... -
There once was a boy named Urine
Everybody told him to stop purrin... -
I want to touch your little toe,
But I was raped by Vincent Van Gogh... -
I got an F in school,
Your mom got an F in school....oohhh burn...