Funny poems

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  • Men (4)

    by cassandra

    Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns...

  • Chocolate is the love I once did desire
    The sick of love or love sick crave I did retire...

  • Fish (4)

    by Christina

    Fish look fish
    fish how fish...

  • Suck (7)

    by Lil Malc

    You do what i want you do what i please you do Wat...

  • Dawn Of The Dead (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    Whats wrong, hon?
    It just dawned on me that I am dead...

  • Matt (3)

    by Becky Loves KT

    There once was a guy named matt
    he was really fat...

  • In the mind of a wife (3)

    by Cody*GIRL*Heartbroken chick

    Asleep in her bed
    lookin half way dead...

  • Me

    by Nikita

    Just call me slim, because I'm small and petite...
    So for all them thick girls with all that back...

  • Food (2)

    by ♥Sammy♥

    The hot steamy goodness
    Running down my throat...

  • Frank the turtle

    by Allicia

    Frank the turtle hides
    under the lava lamp. He...

  • Fred

    by Allicia

    Bath rubber ducky
    is best of all. He makes my...

  • Monkey trouble (2)

    by Allicia

    You won't think monkey's
    are so cute when they start to...