Funny poems

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  • Roses are red (2)

    by Kiss My Sass

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • There was a cat (3)

    by Rose not your average

    There was a cat,
    Who was a bit of a brat...

  • Ten minutes in the shower, thats all it takes.
    Five minutes on her hair, she makes do with what...

  • Happiness (2)

    by purplified

    What does happiness mean to me
    it's a feeling of joy and being free...

  • I wish i was older (1)

    by gymnast girl

    I wish i was older so i could boss people around...

  • PardoN? (2)

    by beautiFOOL

    ActuaLLy, this is not a poem! hehehe :)
    A prince was cursed by a witch...

  • Stuck Inside (1)

    by 1A kayla

    Stuck Inside a new house all day long,
    Good thing I don't smoke a bong.My brother is...

  • I Could Not Ask For More (14)

    by Daisy if you do

    My best friend had a party about a year ago
    To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau...

  • Jack of All Trades (14) 1

    by Rachel RTVW

    Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
    All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...

  • A tribute to Bob (3)

    by Lemonbread

    I have a friend
    He is Bob...

  • People on the couches
    people on the bed...

  • [[This sounds like a 5 yr old wrote this x] ]]
    Hello spirits of the night...