Funny poems

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  • Cinderella's Slave Girl (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    I know it's long but I swear it's funny and...
    To be somebody's someone...

  • Jack of All Trades (14) 1

    by Rachel RTVW

    Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
    All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...

  • Never love and live in a garden
    For the so-called love is a burden...

  • Happiness (2)

    by purplified

    What does happiness mean to me
    it's a feeling of joy and being free...

  • Yawn (12)

    by Spirit

    It starts with one person,
    and then it begins to grow...

  • Hibernating Harry said "I'll never...
    Slept away six months every year...

  • Keepsake (5)

    by Corruption

    The purple spots
    the long neck...

  • Roses are red (2)

    by Kiss My Sass

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Not really a poem (1)

    by KIMMY

    This really isn't a poem but it is cool!
    grab paper and something 2 write 1-10 down here it...

  • Ner ner ner.

    by Sam Azam

    By the power vested in me...
    I now pronounce you...

  • He is My Best (2)

    by lostwithin

    Hes my bestfriend,
    He always makes me laugh...

  • Zipper (3)

    by x Mo x

    Zipper goes up.
    Zipper goes down...