Funny poems

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  • Midess well (3)

    by S.C.L

    3 leaf clover is what i saw just now
    oh my gosh look at those people...

  • Thomas Edison invented the kinescope and movies...
    The silent movie heroes were loved and adorned...

  • Mr. Ding-A-Ling (2)

    by Lisa

    Walking down a forest path
    Not seeing but a thing...

  • I'm in love with the man across the way
    The man who sits on his tiny balcony...

  • The Dog

    by Luzzi

    Man:*moes lawn* Dog:*runs and wrecks the...
    Dog: why not?HA! i got him now!Man: no no and no...

  • The Twistible Man (1)

    by Luzzi

    The turnible, twistible, tuggible, tellible, tiny...

  • The Web Of Earthly Delights (1)

    by RainbowSlider

    Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly.
    Come closer, closer; Sociability I will try...

  • Your alarm clock screams as you hit snooze, You...
    Your head is spinning and you feel sick, Get to...

  • Rose

    by bridie

    Roses r red vilots r blue god made me beatiful wat...

  • Lost Libido (2)

    by Caz

    I think that I've lost my libido
    It's upped sticks, shot the crow, gone to ground...

  • How would you feel, if you got a man... somebody...
    How would you feel, if every little thing you...

  • *In tribute to Stephen King's book...
    Once upon a time there was this big mud ball...