Moses (1)

by DeadlyPoetry

Moses supposes his toes-es are roses but moses...
moses he know-es his toes-es aren't roses because...

Look Before You Leep(lock it up) (3)

by DeadlyPoetry

Look lock leep lock look lock leep lock look lock...
say that five times real fast and see if you can...

Instant Messenger

by enfant du tordu chagrin

(I state for the record now that this is rubbish...
Sitting talking on Messenger to each of my...

My Aunts Dog

by Courtney

My aunt's dog is like a tap dancer.
As he spins around and around and...

Fries

by Jacque Gilbert

Dude! Why are you eating my fries? Im not eating...

Irony

by Iola

Irony is a laughing fool.
That slaps us in the face with time...

Different Approaches Guys Take To Try & Get into Your PANTS (5)

by Nada

~ DIRECT APPROACH, is when the question is asked...
~ SWEET BUT SNAKY APPROACH, that is when the guy...

Homework Excuses (3)

by RaiScar*

I'd give you my homework,
If only I could...

Ur My B_h....(women Are The Dominant Sex) (5)

by Nada

Boy walks to girl
GIRL- yay my b_h is here...

Pineapples

by Jenna

Pineapples yellow
Pineapples Sweet...

Pressure (3)

by Wasted Fake Smiles

Rev it up baby go real fast!
Hurry up now, don't want the feeling to last...

Theres A Witch In My Soup (1)

by Luzzi

Theres a witch in my soup!
No kiddin...