Funny poems

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  • The Spinning Instructor (1)

    by Ice Bouquet

    I have a liking for the muscle of this man,
    Legs and calves like marble...

  • Hello (1)

    by PrepNFlirt

    You love me
    and i don't love you...

  • My Happy Poem (4)

    by Christine

    So here it is,
    The happy one...

  • Why life sucks!!! (1)

    by Lizem

    Reasons why!
    1) They always give you WORK...

  • Prickle pears and peaches (3)

    by FlirtingWithDeath

    Pete picked prickle pears and peaches while...

  • Flip-flops (1)

    by jessy

    Flip-flop flip-flop
    i hate that noise i wish it'd stop...

  • Rewind? (1)

    by xxmichaelxx

    I see you bouncing that ass
    while dancing to the beat...

  • Please Dont Kill My Antelope (2)

    by ღkristenღ

    Please don't kill my antelope,
    He hasn't bothered you...

  • O_m_g (4)

    by jessy

    5 minutes rushing
    its just a shirt...

  • 90210 (1)

    by jessy

    90210 is not my favorite show
    you beter go if you want to know...

  • Cheerios (2)

    by jessy

    Cheerio
    make me go delirio...

  • Applesss (1)

    by hollie

    Apples are so red
    apples are so nice...